toebyeus: I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
avengerthemockingjay: That awkward moment when Hannah Montana marries Gale and becomes Thor’s sister in law.
zeldea: im so happy this is back
myfandomwilleatyours: hahahalalala: skittlemethisbatman: smitty—werbenjagermanjensen: captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages. bing. the jonas brothers. flip phones.
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
reinapepiada: gettin real tired of my own bullshit
When I find the motivation to go to the gym
Before my work-out: During:
lifeincolourr: why am i even in school we all know im going to end up marrying a rich successful man because of my winning personality and then he will buy me whatever i want
I feel like if Mockingjay is split into two movies, they’ll end the first one at Katniss and Peeta’s reunion. Like it’ll show him ring her neck and boggs punch him and then boom credits and we’re all just sitting there like
stealingcheese: what a fantastic status babe oh wow hahaha you are SO hilarious omg how did you come up with that!!!?!1 wait… i think i….i think i saw that on my TUMBLR DASHBOARD!! oh nO here it is again!!! thats got quite a few notes doesn’t it?!! i’m sure your facebook friends think you are quite the comedian but really you ARE A TRAITOR
bloggingetiquette: This is Emma. She really likes the song she is listening to. However, she does not put it on her blog as autoplay because others might not like her shitty taste in music. Good Job, Emma. Blogging etiquette. Real simple stuff.
i can never take naps because i end up waking up like 9 hours later and it feels like a century has gone by and i get so confused about my existence
growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
h0odrich: cannolis: only ugly people are able to read this i thought you couldnt make blank posts on tumblr what is this
gayerthanjew: one time my mom hired cleaning ladies to clean the house and a couple of hours after they were done i noticed my cat was missing and we were searching the house looking everywhere for my cat and finally i heard a meow from my room and my cat was literally under the blanket tucked into my bed and my mom called the cleaning ladies asking why the fuck they made the bed over the cat...
hearing WMYB on the radio for the first time: oh mY FUCKING GOD I'M SOBBING MY BABIES ARE ON THE RADIO I'M SO PROUD OF THEM I'M GOING TO SHART GOD BLESS THIS RADIO STATION GOD BLESS THE BOYS I'M SO HAPPY I COULD DIE
hearing WMYB on the radio for the fifth time: aw I'm so happy they're getting so much air time wow they're getting so big now
hearing WMYB on the radio for the 954678th time: change the station before i puke i hate this song i hate one direction get them out of my country ew
imjustonekid: a movie about flying spiders in 3D
lezbehonestnow: that feeling you get when someone you absolutely hate is loved by literally everyone for reasons beyond your fucking imagination
after a haircut:
Me on the inside: i look fucking horrible, look what you did to me you stupid fat whore
Me on the outside: yea it's perfect
melata: It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
Student: I'm here for my triangle lesson.
Teacher: Start her up mate.
Teacher: Pretty good, see you next week.
toddallison: i alternate a lot between “why do people like me oh my god your taste is horrible” and “why doesn’t everyone absolutely adore me i’m so hilarious and cool and charming” because no one hates me more than i do but no one loves me more than i do either
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shewastouchingteasingme: nikkie-ngyn: kimburrit0: ssalenaax3: OH MY FUCKING GOD “oh it’s floating cool beans here you go” LOL LOL omgg, DA CUP ITS oMg OmG ITS FLOATING IN DA AIREE WHAT IS AIR. OH MY GOD. I CAN’T BREATHE.
My parents: Can you please-
Me: Are you serious do you even know how much homework I have Im stressing over so much please dont make me do it I really need to get this homework done I am so tired
cchrisevans: jesus-san: plot twist, it’s worse in french omg