we-can-be-hysterical: “i’m a girl gamer” “i’m a 90s kid” “i’m a unicorn” “i’m a student at the university of swag” “rawr means i love you in dinosaur XD”
I hate when I'm eating Starbursts and somebody...
Bitch, You Can Have The Yellow One.
if you burn down my school i’ll promo you
myladymother: it’s not that I work better under pressure it’s that I am physically incapable of taking care of my responsibilities unless the pressure to do so is supreme
mottsgoddamnit: masturbatewithacheesegrater: Tumblr at 3am is like a supermarket at 3am there are mentally insane people lurking the corners muttering about all their life problems to themselves sorry I can’t hear you your url is making me uncomfortable
Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
lindsaylohanthony: no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
facelessmarie: omg uterus sorry for not getting pregnant no need to throw a temper tantrum
I apologise for the Zac Efron spam
unversed-remnant: there is no greater pain known to mankind than a cramp in the arch of your foot
obeseblackguy: when you introduce two of your friends to each other and then they become best friends and hang out without you
rest of the world: why
japan: why the fuck not
cespur: hey guys remember when the american soccer team was out of the world cup and the new york post ran this cover good times
nicoosuxx: that kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate
zeropercenthipster: nuggits2: still my favorite video to ever exist i cant do this right now mdsf;kl;kagd og my god. is that thing even real
A haiku about getting out of bed:
pushingkickingscreaming: No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no
thestylescharm: i don’t understand what one direction ever did to deserve such annoying fans
bradfordboyzayn-swagmastalou: has ticketek taught you nothing qpac? get your shit together when you are selling tickets for major events
zooeyclairedeschanel: it’s actually mind-boggling that we can put a man on the moon and we can explore mars using a robot but my printer is a piece of shit