james mcavoy holding a frozen chicken is everything i need 



“For each person there is a sentence—a series of words—which has the power to destroy them.” — Philip K. Dick  (via surveyxcorps)


foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim


ughadorkable:

"there’s always gifs on tumblr, where I like overly hug you" - alfie deyes 


elisabethmoth:


presidentgay:

me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 



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spermbanker:

bigguybigheart:

spermbanker:

bigguybigheart:

spermbanker:

there are only 2 excuses to drink coconut water and those are:
1. you hate yourself
2. you love semen

You must obviously have no idea what coconut water does for you…

yeah i do it makes me sad